TODAY I AM WRITING THIS POST IN ALL-CAPS TO SYMBOLIZE THE FACT THAT IT IS READING WEEK AND MY STRESS IS GETTING VERY LOUD INSIDE MY BRAIN
>:(
ON THE UPSIDE THERE WILL BE PICTURES OF FLUFFY ANIMALS
SO THERE'S THAT
[UNDER THE CUT: ...basically more of the same.]
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY LIFE RIGHT NOW
ESSENTIALLY IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO "I DID THINGS WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOING WORK"
MY ENTIRE LIFE PROBABLY BOILS DOWN TO "I DID THINGS WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOING WORK"
[although I should mention that I did finish my final creative nonfiction paper and write a 6-page essay for another class, so at least I'm not completely hopeless?]
AND NOW I CAN'T STOP PROCRASTINATING AND I HAVE AN EXAM AND A RESEARCH PAPER ON WEDNESDAY
AND THEN THE SCHOOLYEAR ENDS
AND THEN I GET TO GO TO MY SUMMER INTERNSHIP AND HOPE THAT THEY LIKE ME
AND THEN IT'S MY SENIOR YEAR
AND THEN I GRADUATE
AND THEN I'M EXPECTED TO BE A PRODUCTIVE TAX-PAYING ADULT
IF I DON'T FAIL ALL MY CLASSES FIRST
BECAUSE I MADE AN AWFUL DECISION IN GETTING A TUMBLR BEFORE THE END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR AND ALSO JUST BECAUSE I AM AN AWFUL HUMAN BEING
NOT LIKE AWFUL AS A PERSON, JUST AWFUL AT BEING A FUNCTIONING HUMAN BEING
AND DID I MENTION THAT I HAVE A TWELVE-PAGE RESEARCH PAPER
AND AN EXAM
I HAVEN'T HAD A FINAL EXAM SINCE FRESHMAN YEAR WHEN I FOOLISHLY THOUGHT I MIGHT BE A MATH MAJOR
I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GOING TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING
SINCE I KEEP ON PROCRASTINATING WHEN I SHOULD BE STUDYING
AND ANYWAY THERE'S A LOT TO REMEMBER IN THE FIRST PLACE
LIKE ALL THE DIFFERENT MARKINGS ON THE SKULL
DID YOU KNOW THAT THE SKULL HAS LIKE A BAJILLION DIFFERENT PARTS
A BAJILLION
THIS IS AN ACCURATE NUMBER
AND HALF OF THEM HAVE ALL THESE RANDOM HOLES THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THERE
AND A THIRD OF THEM ARE LIKE A CENTIMETER LARGE
AND THE REST OF THEM ARE OKAY I GUESS
AND I KNOW THAT I DID PRETTY WELL ON THE OTHER TESTS BUT THAT JUST MEANS THAT THE CRUSHING DISAPPOINTMENT WHEN I FAIL THIS ONE WILL BE WOOOOOOOOORSE
AND THE CAPS LOST THE PLAYOFFS TO THE RANGERS
AND I STILL HAVE LIKE EIGHT PAGES LEFT TO WRITE OF THIS PAPER AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SOUND INTELLIGENT ANYMORE
BUT ON THE UPSIDE I MADE MYSELF SOME REALLY DELICIOUS BURRITOS FOR DINNER TONIGHT
THAT PROBABLY DIDN'T HAVE TO BE IN CAPS BUT I'M KIND OF ON A ROLL HERE
OH AND ALSO I HAVE TO PACK
AND CLEAN
OR CLEAN AND PACK
CLEAN AND PACK AND CLEAN?
I MEAN
I DON'T WANT TO PUT DIRTY STUFF INTO STORAGE
BUT PACKING WILL INEVITABLY EXPOSE MORE THINGS THAT NEED TO BE CLEANED
SO
I GUESS THAT WILL BE MY THURSDAY
IF I SURVIVE UNTIL THEN
WISH ME LUCK
NOW I AM GOING TO POST A LOT OF PICTURES OF ADORABLE ANIMALS
TO MAKE UP FOR THE FACT THAT YOU READ THIS ENTIRE THING
OR MAYBE YOU SKIPPED TO THE END IN WHICH CASE: GOOD FOR YOU. SMART THINKING RIGHT THERE. I HAVE HOPE FOR THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE AND THEIR STRATEGIC PLANNING ABILITIES.
...I actually feel a little better now. Until next week, ducklings! When I shall hopefully be slightly less crazy (but don't make any bets on it)!
[Original tags on this post: adorable things because I am boring,cute fluffy things,during reading week I like to whine a lot, I like to think of it as “Dr Sashyll and Ms Whine” and anyone who tells you that I whine this much normally is a lying liar who lies a lot, I think this is actually the shortest blog I have written so far,reading week is a cruel mistress,stress, stress and stuff, STRESS IS MY CAFFEINE in that it keeps me working until all hours of the night and is also not super healthy in large doses,TALKING ALL IN CAPSLOCK MAKES EVERYTHING SOUND MORE INTENSE, yes that last photo is of someone dressed as a shark cuddling a cat and no I have no idea why, yes this is how my brain works]
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